On the heals of Trump tapping Rick Perry to head up the Environmental Protection Agency, it appears that the president elect has chosen Frank Wolferson to lead the Bunny Protection Agency. While a formal announcement is expected later today, Trump transition team spokesperson, Snidely Whiplash did not deny reports that the decision had already been made.When asked if Wolferson was the likely pick to lead the BPA, Whiplash menacingly twisted his mustache between his thumb and forefinger and giggled.
Wolferson, the head of the National Predator Alliance, a non-profit organization dedicated to protecting the rights of carnivores, came under fire in May of last year when he suggested that bunnies and other prey species should be registered in a national database as a means to combat domestic terrorism.
Although Wolferson never gave specifics as to the correlation of bunny, deer, mouse and squirrel population growth and an increase in domestic terrorism, he continued to push for a national registry, or as Wolferson referred to it, an inventory, of herbivorous animals.
While confirmation hearings may be lengthy, Wolferson is expected to be confirmed due to the fact that the majority of congress are essentially wolves in sheep clothing.
